UF Weekly 9-17-2006 Part 3

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The Board Count

Last weeks Board count was taken at 11:15 am, September 2, 2006.
This weeks Board count was taken at 3:37 pm, September 16, 2006.
Last weeks board count was 12,278
This week’s board count is 12,892.

Total Post 614


Live Sims
USS LONDON UFMV-16052A


Ship Name This Week Last Reading Total Post
London 247 94 153
Expedition 632 606 26
Pegasus 2124 2107 17
New York 1825 1809 16
101st Pathfinders 426 410 16
Frontier 844 839 5
Aryes 372 368 4

6470 6233 237

Top Posters

This week goes to Amirah Murasaki.
The Top Five
Name Current Last Reading Total Post Ship
Amirah Murasaki 90 25 65 London
Shram 53 16 37 London
Rey Drek 84 65 19 London
Kestra Suder Hill 21 6 15 London
Savo 18 5 13 London


Board Sims
USS TARAWA UFMV-70251


Ship Name This Week Last Reading Total Post
Tarawa 403 68 335
Terrasect 2471 2443 28

2874 2511 363


This week goes to Zarlena Dorius, and Thomas Kinsley.
The Top Five
(The week of 9/10/06)
Officer Ship # of Posts
Captain Zarlena Dorius Tarawa 10
Lance Corporal Thomas Kinsley Tarawa 10
Ensign Kasia Kaz Tarawa 9
1st Lt. Kelly Roberts Tarawa 7
Kolrah Tarawa 6


Last week’s winner Kasia Kaz
The Top Five
(The week of 9/3/06)
Officer Ship # of Posts
Ensign Kasia Kaz Tarawa 18
1st Lt. Chuck Norris Tarawa 16
Lance Corporal Thomas Kinsley Tarawa 15
Captain Zarlena Dorius Tarawa 12
2nd Lt. Kyah Richardson Tarawa 11


General board areas
Announcements

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Persons with PHP/MySQL programming experience wanted for the creation of a member’s area on the Star Trek: United Forces Website.

This project includes:

-Dynamic Rosters updatable by users with certain security criteria
-member Profiles
-Private Messaging System on the UF Website
-member Exclusive Areas

If you are interested, please contact Fleet Admiral Harsting at [e-mail]


Crio's Trivia Corner
===From the Office of Captain Crio Ijoula --- USS Terrasect===


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This week's trivia comes from the logs of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D, and carries a difficulty level of 5, and is a tough one pair.

=/\= During the battle over Veridian 3, what was the shield modulation of the USS Enterprise-D, in megahertz (MHz)?


*Eager-Beaver Question*
=/\= What type and vintage was the wine that christened the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-B?

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The answer will appear in a later edition of the UF Weekly newsletter, due to the difficulty level. Good luck to everyone.


As always, please email your answers or guesses to [e-mail] Please put either "Trivia” or "Crio's Trivia Corner" in the subject line

Humor
By Andrus Elbrun

TOP 10 LEAST KNOWN FERENGI RULES OF ACQUISITION

10. If a sign says 'buy one, get one free' only get the free one

9. Always give the pizza guy bad directions to your house so you
can get it for free if he is late

8. Unless something is damaged, its in "mint" condition

7. If it is damaged, then it’s "near mint"

6. If there is a limit per customer, bring a friend and come back
every 10 minutes to buy more

5. It’s cheaper to bribe a stock boy than the manager

4. Consequences schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich

3. No matter what you steal from the Federation, the Romulans
will always pay top dollar for it

2. Only sell to civilizations dumber than you are

1. All those rules apply to other people--not you





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Images of the Week
By Vanessa Ann Lucifel

Over the Years I collected a lot of Star Trek Images. So being the 40th Anniversary let me show off my favorites of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701. No bloody A, B, C, or D (or E even).




















All I ask for is a tall ship, and a wind to sail her by- Captain James Tiberius Kirk

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UF Weekly Staff:
Marine Captain Jenn Morgan – Editor and Chief
LtCdr Vanessa A Lucifel – Assistant Editor, Reporter, and Visual Graphics
Ensign Ashley Morgan – Field Report for Naval Operations
1st Lt Stephanie Morgan – Field Reporter for Marine Operations
2nd Lt Victoria Love – Field Reporter
Ensign Michael Redman – Field Reporter
Lt Candela Montag – Reporter, special assignment
Captain Crio Ijoula – Staff writer, reporter
Admiral Kenneth Basaal – Humor, and contributor
Field Marshall Jenina Weslynes – UF Weekly Chief Executive Officer

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